PK and I were in Hobart earlier in the week on top secret Scene Change business.
A group of us had dinner at a local Thai restaurant. After some prolonged wine indecision, we decided to order the Monkey Bay Chardonnay just because it had a monkey on it.
The ultra-polite, bespectacled waitress came over, looking like a shy Thai librarian.
Us: A bottle of Monkey Bay Chardonnay thanks.
Waitress: (Quite loudly in the near-empty restaurant) Hee hee hee hee hee!
Us: What’s up?
Waitress: You said - hee hee! - monkey! That’s my favourite animal! Hee hee!
Us: Excellent, glad you enjoyed it.
Everyone was happy. That’s how it is when you mention monkeys. Put one in your next presentation, if you find the opportunity.